Maybe I'm naive, but these are things I never thought I'd say (to my children, however, I have 3 boys, so...)
Don't play catch with the kitty.
Stop licking my car window.
No, it wouldn't be "cool" to jump out of the window while I'm driving.
No, that is a turbin on his head, he is not a "real-life" genie.
Don't go pee at the same time as your brother.
Don't put the plastic bag over your head.
Don't put the plastic bag over your brothers head.
Don't try to jump into the neighbors backyard from our playhouse. (And yes, I'm sorry I didn't tell you that you would get splinters if you accidentally pancaked against the fence.)
Do not tape your brothers mouth closed.
Don't write on yourself with a sharpie.
Don't put play-doh in your ear.
Don't draw with chalk on your legs.
Don't draw with markers on your legs.
Don't wipe boogers on the wall.
Don't wipe boogers on your brother.
Don't eat your boogers.
Don't bite your toenails. Gag.
Don't cut your own hair, yes I can tell... you now have short bangs!
Don't put your dirty underwear on your brothers head.
Don't put your brothers dirty underwear on your head.
Don't write on my furniture with sharpie. Yes, I can see your name written on my dresser.
Don't pee in the bath.
Don't poop in the bath. Oh. My. Word. You pooped in the bath.
Don't lick your brother. Don't lick the shopping cart either, please.
Don't fart on your brother (like 9,000 times).
Do not climb up on the roof.
No, we're not making squirrel soup for dinner.
Yes, girls have pee-pees too.
Yes, girls fart.
No, girls do not pee out of their bottom.
No, you may not jump from our roof to the neighbors roof like you saw in the movie.
You can't hang from your fan.
You can't hang from my fan either.
No, You can't pull the car in the garage "just for fun".
I'm pretty sure I told you to not put boogers on the wall.
No, it wouldn't be cool to see how long we can go without brushing our teeth.
No, we can't have bird stew for dinner either.
Take the lizard out of the house.
You... smell like a wet dog!
No, you can't eat all of the vitamins.
No, we're not going to pretend like we're camping and not brush our teeth.
Don't jump out of the moving golf cart. (And yes, I'm sorry I didn't tell you that you would get road rash if you jumped out of the moving golf cart.)
Don't eat the Lego's. Okay, maybe youre not eating them, but take them out of your mouth. You had that many in your mouth????
Don't spit on your brother.
Stop making science experiments in the bathroom.
How on earth is the new bottle of hand soap gone already?
No, you can't use a corn cob as toilet paper like great grandpa used to.
What dead animal are you hiding in your room?
I know there are a lot more, but these were the statements off the top of my head :)
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Don't play catch with the kitty.
Stop licking my car window.
No, it wouldn't be "cool" to jump out of the window while I'm driving.
No, that is a turbin on his head, he is not a "real-life" genie.
Don't go pee at the same time as your brother.
Don't put the plastic bag over your head.
Don't put the plastic bag over your brothers head.
Don't try to jump into the neighbors backyard from our playhouse. (And yes, I'm sorry I didn't tell you that you would get splinters if you accidentally pancaked against the fence.)
Do not tape your brothers mouth closed.
Don't write on yourself with a sharpie.
Don't put play-doh in your ear.
Don't draw with chalk on your legs.
Don't draw with markers on your legs.
Don't wipe boogers on the wall.
Don't wipe boogers on your brother.
Don't eat your boogers.
Don't bite your toenails. Gag.
Don't cut your own hair, yes I can tell... you now have short bangs!
Don't put your dirty underwear on your brothers head.
Don't put your brothers dirty underwear on your head.
Don't write on my furniture with sharpie. Yes, I can see your name written on my dresser.
Don't pee in the bath.
Don't poop in the bath. Oh. My. Word. You pooped in the bath.
Don't lick your brother. Don't lick the shopping cart either, please.
Don't fart on your brother (like 9,000 times).
Do not climb up on the roof.
No, we're not making squirrel soup for dinner.
Yes, girls have pee-pees too.
Yes, girls fart.
No, girls do not pee out of their bottom.
No, you may not jump from our roof to the neighbors roof like you saw in the movie.
You can't hang from your fan.
You can't hang from my fan either.
No, You can't pull the car in the garage "just for fun".
I'm pretty sure I told you to not put boogers on the wall.
No, it wouldn't be cool to see how long we can go without brushing our teeth.
No, we can't have bird stew for dinner either.
Take the lizard out of the house.
You... smell like a wet dog!
No, you can't eat all of the vitamins.
No, we're not going to pretend like we're camping and not brush our teeth.
Don't jump out of the moving golf cart. (And yes, I'm sorry I didn't tell you that you would get road rash if you jumped out of the moving golf cart.)
Don't eat the Lego's. Okay, maybe youre not eating them, but take them out of your mouth. You had that many in your mouth????
Don't spit on your brother.
Stop making science experiments in the bathroom.
How on earth is the new bottle of hand soap gone already?
No, you can't use a corn cob as toilet paper like great grandpa used to.
What dead animal are you hiding in your room?
I know there are a lot more, but these were the statements off the top of my head :)
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My cuties (a few years ago).
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